sweet, scientology
I bet scientology is cool until they ask you to sign a billion year contract, tell you about Xenu, and make you pay $30K to tell all your dark secrets while holding an ohmmeter so they can blackmail you. But up until then, I bet its awesome.
That being said, I bet you could say something similarly sarcastic about any religion, take catholocism for example:
I bet catholocism is cool until they ask you to pledge yourself for all eternity, tell you about a 3-in-1 invisible person whose blood and body you eat each week, and make you pay 10% of your salary to tell all your dark secrets to a guy who may try and molest you. But at least they help people by forcing their ideas upon everyone without proof.
Maybe this means that christians shouldn’t talk badly about scientologists unless all they have to say is “Hi Kettle, you are black.”